I've broken into your house
I'm hard working though. I've done the dishes and the laundry, swept the floors and now I'm relaxing watching your TV. I think I've earned the short break. You see I'm told I'm hard working, and just need a chance to have a job. I'm also a law-abiding citizen, except that I've broken into your house, done the chores you didn't want to do and now I'm sitting on your couch.
Soon you'll get home and see me on the couch, all your kids chores are done though, so that's good news, right? Sure you can call the police, but before they get here I'll have 10,000 La Raza protesters in front of your house. They'll protest you, and you can be certain you'll be called a racist on the news tonight. Probably your friends will shun you. Trust me though, the police won't be able to get to you, but you don't really need to call them because I'm hard working, and I am law abiding... except that I broke into your house.
And I have no intention of leaving.
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