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Amazing new word

Christophobia - An irrational fear, hatred, or intolerance towards Christianity.

Be tolerant of my faith, I'm armed.

--Andrew

How to Scare Pregnant people

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So, I was looking at a friend of mine's ultrasound recently with a very very puzzled look on my face. I kept looking and about 5 minutes later, stopped and simply noted that I absolutely could not find the submarine Red October.

Just a thought

Obama's new 0 tolerance plan

Finally Obama gets it. Finally he's realized that we absolutely can't tolerate the acts of Terrorists... err wait Carp!?!? Obama's new 0 Tolerance Policy

Why we must go to Mars

NASA is actually a fairly amazing entity... or it was. We did something awesome, simply to show that it could be done, and that we were the cool cats that could do it. We sent man to the moon... we brought him back safely.
All this low earth orbit crap is like going back to masturbation after having sex. Sure it's space (well sort of anyway) but is it really satisfying? NASA can send up the space shuttle to the International Space Fiasco, and 99 times out of 100 they don't kill everyone in the process. Who cares?

Why we trust Fox News

(below is an uncut reply that I made to those asserting that they do not understand why Fox News is the most trusted source for news and information. Original poll here: http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2010/01/fox-leads-for-trust.html )

There's no way that Fox is the most trusted because the people at NBC, CBS, CNN, and MSNBC are leftists?
Sure Glenn Beck is an idiot, but CNN has plenty in their closet too, like Nancy Grace, cited twice for Prosecutorial misconduct, and making Elizabeth Smart cry for no good reason:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Grace

Just a quick thought

It is amazing how much education is required to make a liberal ignorant.

Official statement on Haiti

I for one don't support the overwhelming effort to cast support for Haiti as politically correct, and in fact required. Let me explain why.

We've also been sending foreign aid to Haiti for the duration of that time, and ever since the military junta got tossed in 1994. Since 2004's elections the UN has had MINUSTAH running in Haiti to support and stabilize the country. All of which comes with a MASSIVE influx of both private and public funding to stabilize the country and it's government.

How to deal with terrorists (correctly)

Abolition of the death penalty is an odd thing. My objection has little to do with giving a damn about the jerk getting killed, it's just damned expensive. I don't however know the words to tell an e-mail list full of abolitionists that I don't want Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan executed, not because I give a damn about his life or his continued ability to live it, but because after the crime he committed killing him is too simple.

emergency chemical toilet

So, I'm without positive water pressure. The upside is there's a swimming pool down the street. The down side for those of feint heart, stop here, is that I need to, as the saying goes, take a dump. I've got the water in the toilet, and the water in the tank. I don't know when this will be repaired as it's 9:30pm and maybe the crews will work all night, maybe they won't. Who's John Galt?

At the Risk of Being Terminated

Throughout this article I will be drawing extensively from quotations of the Governor and others in the California tax system. These quotes were obtained here: http://cbs13.com/politics/tax.panel.recommendation.2.1215245.html, and no effort has been made to ensure their veracity. They are therefore being taken at face value.